Sage Wisdom, Part 1

Never Trust a Man:

Who doesn't drink (recovering alcoholics are exempt).
Who only drinks wine.
Who can't drive a stick.
Who lives alone and has more than two cats (two cats and one or more dogs is fine).
Whom you've never seen laugh.
Who spends more than 10 minutes in the bathroom.
Who doesn't have a firm handshake.
Who's never been to a live sporting event (does not have to be a professional game).
Who spends all his free time writing a blog.