Some Signs That You May Actually in Reality Be a Total Creep

You're well over 25 and live with your parents.

You live alone and have more than two cats.

You smell your fingers. A lot.

You still listen to Marylin Manson.

You have a calendar in your place of employ that features partially or fully unclothed ladies.

You wear tinted shades indoors.

You wear tinted shades at all.

Your mustache is of the same approximate volume, size and style as it was in tenth grade.