Phrases You Will Not Likely Hear My Mother Utter

• That's none of my business.
• Of course I don't mind if you don't come up for the holidays.
• Jimi Hendrix rocks!
• I'm not going to interfere--you work it out.
• I love what you're wearing--it's totally appropriate.
• Frank Sinatra was a hack--and ugly too.
• Who cares what everybody's wearing this season?
• George Bush and Dick Cheney are the two greatest men alive!