Bagged an elk today. A real beauty. Must have been half a ton, if he was a pound. Stalked him from the far off hills and scoped him from what must have been a mile and a half. That high-powered rifle Tipper got me last Christmas is a keeper. Got that same rush from the time Dad and I shot our first condor. Cheney and I got the coolies to help us load the animal onto the Hummer and we sped off into town looking for hookers and whiskey. That Cheney's a good guy. Promised me shares in Halliburton for my next birthday. May even make me a board member. I am psyched! Tomorrow is the opening of Quail season. Scalia and I are going down to Texas for that. Looking forward to catching up with him.
Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Al Gore's Secret Diary Entry
Bagged an elk today. A real beauty. Must have been half a ton, if he was a pound. Stalked him from the far off hills and scoped him from what must have been a mile and a half. That high-powered rifle Tipper got me last Christmas is a keeper. Got that same rush from the time Dad and I shot our first condor. Cheney and I got the coolies to help us load the animal onto the Hummer and we sped off into town looking for hookers and whiskey. That Cheney's a good guy. Promised me shares in Halliburton for my next birthday. May even make me a board member. I am psyched! Tomorrow is the opening of Quail season. Scalia and I are going down to Texas for that. Looking forward to catching up with him.
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