Ernest Hemingway's Shopping List

One large ham
Swiss Cheese
Head of iceberg lettuce
Head of Alfredo Garcia
Key Limes
Shotgun shells (not those crappy ones I got at the Ketchum General Store last time)
9 mm cartridges

Rum (quart)
Bourbon (gallon)
Scotch Whiskey (Case)
Gin (Two cases)
Dog food
Cat food
Irish Whiskey (for dog)
Wine (for cat)